Les’s eat trash & get hit by a Car Shirt

Embrace the Absurd with This “Eat Trash & Get Hit By a Car” Tee!

Feeling like life’s throwing you lemons (or maybe just trash)? THE FASHION INC. presents the “Les’s eat trash & get hit by a Car Shirt,” the ultimate tee for those days when you just want to lean into the chaos with a dark sense of humor. Crafted from 100% cotton that feels surprisingly good against your skin despite the questionable life choices it suggests, this shirt isn’t just apparel – it’s a wearable existential shrug. Imagine a trendy design featuring the hilariously bleak phrase “Les’s eat trash & get hit by a Car” in a cool, slightly distressed font, maybe with a cartoon raccoon or a comically oversized vehicle for added effect. It’s more than just a slogan tee; it’s a badge of honor for embracing the absurdity of it all. Wear it with a knowing grin and let the world wonder!

Comfort That’s Surprisingly Not Trashy (Soft and Durable!)

Despite the tee’s rather unconventional motto, the comfort, courtesy of THE FASHION INC., is top-notch. Made with premium 100% cotton, it feels way better than dumpster diving or dodging traffic. Whether you’re having one of those “everything is garbage” days, hanging out with friends who appreciate dark humor, or just want a tee that’s guaranteed to get a reaction, this shirt will keep you feeling comfortable and looking uniquely… honest. Its classic fit and round neck are as reliable as your ability to find something questionable on the internet. The boldly pessimistic (yet funny) text is printed with durable inks that will last longer than your last questionable decision.

Wear the Weird, Share the Laughter: It’s a Style That Doesn’t Hold Back!

This “Les’s eat trash & get hit by a Car Shirt” from THE FASHION INC. is more than just a funny phrase; it’s a celebration of embracing the darker, more absurd corners of life with a sense of humor. It’s a conversation starter, a way to instantly connect with others who appreciate the beauty in the bizarre, and a bold addition to any wardrobe that doesn’t take itself too seriously. By sporting this tee, you’re not just making a fashion statement; you’re embracing the wonderfully weird. So, ditch the overly optimistic threads and wear your inner chaos with pride. Grab yours today and let the delightfully dark humor begin!