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Tariff 2025 2 + 2 = 5 War Is Peace Ignorance Is Strength Freedom Is Slavery Shirt
Welcome to 2025, where up is down, black is white, and apparently, basic math has taken a rather… interesting turn thanks to the latest tariffs. This shirt is for those who appreciate a bit of satirical commentary with their clothing. It’s a nod to the absurdities we sometimes encounter, wrapped up in some classic (and slightly terrifying) thought-provoking phrases. Wear it and watch as people do a double-take, maybe scratch their heads, and hopefully crack a wry smile.

Thoughtcrime? More Like Thought-Provoking Style!
Why just nod along with the illogical when you can wear it ironically? Our hoodie, sweater, long sleeve, and tank top collection lets you showcase your appreciation for Orwellian wit in any season. Imagine the conversations you’ll spark (or maybe the awkward silences you’ll create) while sporting this boldly contradictory design. It’s a comfortable and conversation-starting way to remind everyone to question everything… even basic arithmetic.

Warning: May Cause Existential Crises and Heated Debates About the Nature of Truth
Sporting this Tariff 2025 2 + 2 = 5 War Is Peace Ignorance Is Strength Freedom Is Slavery shirt might lead to sudden philosophical ponderings and an overwhelming urge to correct anyone who states that two plus two equals four. Side effects may include questioning your own sanity and developing a deep appreciation for dystopian literature. Grab yours today and embrace the beautiful absurdity of it all, all while looking strangely profound in a hoodie, sweater, long sleeve, or tank top!

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